{"id":1648,"date":"2020-01-24T15:30:53","date_gmt":"2020-01-24T20:30:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mm.kapn.net\/index.php\/2020\/01\/24\/cobblers-child\/"},"modified":"2020-01-24T15:30:53","modified_gmt":"2020-01-24T20:30:53","slug":"cobblers-child","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mm.kapn.net\/index.php\/2020\/01\/24\/cobblers-child\/","title":{"rendered":"Cobbler&#8217;s child"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>I&#8217;m embarrassed to admit that the Wi-Fi connection at my local coffee shop has defeated me this week. I can connect to the Wi-Fi radio, but can&#8217;t get an IP address. This happens on both my phone and my laptop. It works fine for everyone else. It&#8217;s as if I have been personally banned somehow. Frustrating, absurd, and&#8211;for others at least&#8211;hilarious. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>This shit is what I do for a living, so it&#8217;s like the cobbler&#8217;s children running barefoot, as my mother used to say. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>To top it off, my damn butter tart isn&#8217;t set and dripped goo all over my hand. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m embarrassed to admit that the Wi-Fi connection at my local coffee shop has defeated me this week. I can connect to the Wi-Fi radio, but can&#8217;t get an IP address. This happens on both my phone and my laptop. It works fine for everyone else. It&#8217;s as if I have been personally banned somehow.&hellip;&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1647,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"neve_meta_sidebar":"","neve_meta_container":"","neve_meta_enable_content_width":"","neve_meta_content_width":0,"neve_meta_title_alignment":"","neve_meta_author_avatar":"","neve_post_elements_order":"","neve_meta_disable_header":"","neve_meta_disable_footer":"","neve_meta_disable_title":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1648","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-coffee"],"pbg_featured_image_src":{"full":["https:\/\/mm.kapn.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/IMG_20200124_14490022-scaled.jpg",2048,2048,false],"thumbnail":["https:\/\/mm.kapn.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/IMG_20200124_14490022-150x150.jpg",150,150,true],"medium":["https:\/\/mm.kapn.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/IMG_20200124_14490022-300x300.jpg",300,300,true],"medium_large":["https:\/\/mm.kapn.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/IMG_20200124_14490022-768x768.jpg",768,768,true],"large":["https:\/\/mm.kapn.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/IMG_20200124_14490022-1024x1024.jpg",1024,1024,true],"1536x1536":["https:\/\/mm.kapn.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/IMG_20200124_14490022-1536x1536.jpg",1536,1536,true],"2048x2048":["https:\/\/mm.kapn.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/IMG_20200124_14490022-2048x2048.jpg",2048,2048,true],"neve-blog":["https:\/\/mm.kapn.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/IMG_20200124_14490022-scaled.jpg",620,620,false]},"pbg_author_info":{"display_name":"kapn","author_link":"https:\/\/mm.kapn.net\/index.php\/author\/mm_admin\/","author_img":"<img alt='kapn' src='https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/d8e479fb96fd31e31371683cb63c9cc986de5a9d7d1c8cebfd39f5b4560f260a?s=128&#038;d=blank&#038;r=g' srcset='https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/d8e479fb96fd31e31371683cb63c9cc986de5a9d7d1c8cebfd39f5b4560f260a?s=256&#038;d=blank&#038;r=g 2x' class='avatar avatar-128 photo' height='128' width='128' loading='lazy' decoding='async'\/>"},"pbg_comment_info":" No Comments","pbg_excerpt":"I&#8217;m embarrassed to admit that the Wi-Fi connection at my local coffee shop has defeated me this week. 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